Don't Steal Pumpkins

Lacey Donohue · 10/28/13 11:05PM

[Becky Reina of Washington D.C. was angry when someone stole a carved pumpkin from outside her home. Thanks to Reddit, the sign she posted in front of her house is attracting quite a bit of media attention. Image via The Great Photographicon]

Human Remains Found in Los Angeles Water Treatment Plants

Lacey Donohue · 10/28/13 08:47PM

The Sheriff’s Department in Los Angeles confirmed Saturday that human remains were found in a water-treatment facility near the 110 Freeway in Carson. The remains—a foot, a calf, and a lower torso—were found in a bin that separates debris from sewage water.

Lacey Donohue · 10/28/13 07:03PM

The sheriff’s deputy who shot and killed a teenage boy carrying a fake gun in Santa Rosa, Calif. last week has been identified. A hunter, war veteran, and firearms enthusiast, the deputy has publicly promoted the importance of staying "mean" when "ambushed." In 1995, he also shot himself in the leg.

Rich Juzwiak · 10/28/13 05:40PM

The felony assault charge against Chris Brown has been reduced to a misdemeanor. He is required to stay 100 yards away from his accuser and has been released without bail. Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband.

Cord Jefferson · 10/28/13 04:37PM

Reports of an explosion and gunfire near the U.S. Embassy in Sanaa, Yemen, has forced security officials to seal off the area, according to the Associated Press. The U.S. and Britain evacuated personnel from Sanaa in August due to terror threats. Yemen is in an ongoing battle with Al-Qaeda's local branch.

Woman Flown to Grenada Meant to Go to Granada

Sarah Hedgecock · 10/28/13 04:34PM

After being diagnosed with cancer, 62-year-old Lamenda Kingdon drew up a bucket list. Item number one: see the Alhambra Palace in Granada, Spain. Too bad the travel agency took her to the Caribbean island of Grenada instead.

Max Read · 10/28/13 04:30PM

Sorry, this guy is going to play John Belushi?

Hamilton Nolan · 10/28/13 04:14PM

One bizarre weirdo blogger admits her secret shame: she doesn't like taking selfies. Thankfully, she's working to overcome this disability.

Harry Reid Praises Cory Booker's Size

Sarah Hedgecock · 10/28/13 03:26PM

Harry Reid took some time today to introduce newly minted Senator Cory Booker: "What a remarkable young man [...] Cory Booker—everyone will meet him here—they'll find that he's a very big man, physically."

Will It Ever Be "Cool" For Women to Smoke Marijuana?

Hamilton Nolan · 10/28/13 03:08PM

Marijuana—maybe you've heard of it?? It's okay. We're "cool." You can act naturally around us. Look, we all know that the "schmoke" (slang for "marijuana") is everywhere now. Literally millions of American men smoke the dangerous drug. But... the fairer sex? Hold your horses.

Let's Get Judgmental: Should I Give My Kid Guns for Halloween?

Tom Scocca · 10/28/13 03:00PM

My mom was cleaning out the attic a while ago, and she came up with the homemade cowboy costume I wore when I was five or six. The hat was long gone, but there was a little vest and a set of fuzzy fake-cowhide chaps. It fits my older son, who's in first grade and who didn't have any other Halloween costume lined up.