Guy Fieri certainly has a lot to be pissed off with his hairdresser about, but it's unclear what exactly prompted the "nuclear fight" that erupted between the two shortly after landing in San Francisco on Saturday.

On Tuesday afternoon, U.S. intelligence officials did their best to disprove reports that the NSA monitored more than 170 million phone calls in France, Spain, and other European countries last year. NSA head Gen. Keith Alexander called the reports "completely false" and said the information was provided to the NSA by the intelligence agencies in each country.

A gay couple filed a human rights complaint on Monday against a Chicago-area taxi company because a driver told them to leave his cab after they shared a kiss.

If you rely on wine to relax, date, dance, sleep, have fun, and/or comment on the internet, your life is going to fall apart. We're facing a global wine shortage and it's only going to get worse.

After his arrest this weekend for misdemeanor simple assault, Chris Brown has decided to go to rehab. According to a statement given to E! News, Chris Brown has “elected to enter a rehab facility.” His goal for rehab is to “gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and his career from a healthier vantage point.”

[A couple stands in Brooklyn Bridge Park Tuesday night looking toward lower Manhattan on the one-year anniversary of Superstorm Sandy. Photo by Jason DeCrow via AP]

During a Tuesday Senate hearing on “stand your ground" laws, Sen. Ted Cruz argued that the laws do not disproportionately impact the black community and that a “great many African-Americans […] have asserted this defense to defend themselves, defend their families, defend their children.” Nope, not really true.

A high school teacher in Akron, Ohio was placed on paid leave Monday for posting a racist Facebook rant about trick-or-treaters. Civil rights leaders are now calling for his firing.

New York Police Commissioner Ray Kelly was booed out of lecturing at Brown University this afternoon when students showed up to protest the NYPD's stop-and-frisk and Muslim-surveillance programs. On his way out, Kelly reportedly strip searched the school, it being Brown and all. Badum bum.

A New York Times reporter discovered that Bill de Blasio tweeted a year ago about dropping off his daughter Chiara at Santa Clara University for her freshman year. De Blasio’s campaign manager Bill Hyers responded: “I thought the @nytimes had some class.” Feud!

[A sunset from inside a Gawker writer's cold, terrifying soul Bucharest, Romania. Image by Vadim Ghirda via AP]

Police in Michigan say a woman who was arrested last week for assaulting her live-in boyfriend happened to be wearing an "abusive wife" costume at the time.

Australia is now the proud home of the world's most unattractive cigarette packaging.

The small California town of Irwindale isn't composed of much besides rock quarries and the 655,000-square-foot Huy Fong Foods factory, where the trendy Asian hot sauce Sriracha is produced. You might think Irwindale residents would be excited to have such a famous foodstuff based in their neighborhood, but a new lawsuit suggests at least some of them are sick of the chili odor emanating from the plant and making them feel ill.

One year ago today, Hurricane Sandy touched ground in southern New Jersey, merging with another storm front to create a "superstorm" that knocked out power for millions, killing more than 100, and leaving some 24 states with billions of dollars of damage.

Because your body will simply shut down once it realizes it's being forced to share the same plane of existence with the kind of people who think it's completely normal to snap selfies at funerals and upload them to social media sites with the caption "love my hair today, hate why I'm dressed up" and the hashtag "#funeral."

The Entourage movie is going to be so bad. So, so bad. Soooo bad.

On Thursday, Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott, who is running for governor, asked Facebook for ideas on how to make the state "even better." Although there were a few well-considered, calmly worded answers, most of the responses seemed very, well, Texan. A few categories stood out:

"The Cleveland Browns' $5 million renovation to their training facility left the building covered with corny inspirational quotes superimposed over photos, much like your Facebook feed. And much like your Facebook feed, nearly all of those quotes are misattributed" — Bob Marley

“We’ve seen real bubble-like markets again," says the CEO of the world's largest money management firm. Nothing to worry about, folks.