Hamilton Nolan · 10/30/13 12:19PM

The final word on the Julianne Hough blackface controversy comes, naturally, from Thought Catalog: "I am in fact, a white person... is your average person, like in real life, who’s just going about their day, actually upset about this? Because no one I’ve spoken to personally seems to think it’s that big of a deal."

Ask Former Air Force Drone Operator Brandon Bryant Anything

Adrian Chen · 10/30/13 12:03PM

During his six years as a U.S. Air Force drone sensor operator, 27-year-old Brandon Bryant helped kill, by his estimation, 1,626 people in combat, mostly from bases in the U.S., thousands of miles away from the battlefields of Iraq and Afghanistan. Years later, he's dealing with PTSD and speaking out about the realities of drone warfare. Got a question for Bryant? Ask it at the bottom of the post. Bryant will join us at 2pm EST to answer your questions. [Update: Q + A is done, thanks for stopping by!]

Cord Jefferson · 10/30/13 11:47AM

"If it doesn't smell, we can't sell." So says Huy Fong Foods CEO David Tran, responding to a lawsuit that claims the strong odor emanating from his Irwindale, California, Sriracha plant is making residents feel sick. Tran added, "If the city shuts us down, the price of Sriracha will jump a lot."

Beyoncé Did Not Photobomb This Perfect Teen

Caity Weaver · 10/30/13 11:30AM

DATELINE: TUMBLR — The world of perfect teens was rocked by rumors of selfie terrorism this week, after erroneous reports of a photoboming at a Beyoncé concert in Melbourne ripped through social media.

Rand Paul Ripped His Crazy Abortion Speech from Wikipedia

Sarah Hedgecock · 10/30/13 11:12AM

In a recent speech, Senator Rand Paul alleged that abortion rights in Virginia will lead to eugenics. But the exaggeration and hysteria of his claim weren't the speech's biggest problems: turns out, it was lifted straight from Wikipedia.

Britain’s Phone-Hacking Trial: Everything You Need to Know

J.K. Trotter · 10/30/13 10:43AM

This morning marked the official start of the long-anticipated U.K. trial of two former News of the World editors (and a few other peripheral individuals) for several criminal charges of conspiring to obstruct justice, hacking a murdered child’s cell phone, and interfering with a police investigation. Predicted to last around six months, the trial will place the News Corporation and its Australian owner, Rupert Murdoch, under even more glaring scrutiny. Here’s what you need to know.

Hamilton Nolan · 10/30/13 10:18AM

Selfish women are increasing the gross national amount of sexism by refusing to die young.

The 25 Worst Myths About the Flu Vaccine

Max Read · 10/30/13 10:13AM

Have anti-vaccination friends or relatives clogging up your Facebook feed? Here's a link to every single one of their worst arguments—debunked.

Bad Neighbor Will Hand Out Shaming Letters to Chubby Kids on Halloween

Neetzan Zimmerman · 10/30/13 10:02AM

Vying for the title of "worst house on the block," one North Dakota woman has decided to forego apples and toothbrushes this Halloween in favor of a letter chiding parents of "moderately obese" trick-or-treaters for letting their kids eat candy.

It Is Awful to Be a Chicken

Hamilton Nolan · 10/30/13 09:50AM

Poor chickens. They don't get six million ways to die. They get, basically, two. Both of which are bad. And more chickens than you might think get the worst one: boiling alive.

What Was Kirsten Dunst Doing on May 4?

Caity Weaver · 10/30/13 09:00AM

As Miranda July's celebrity-email-based art project "We Think Alone" winds to a close, a burning question—and possibly a coded message for help—has emerged: What was Kirsten Dunst doing on May 4?

Ashton Kutcher Is an Engineer Now, Hahaha

Hamilton Nolan · 10/30/13 08:40AM

Lenovo, the global technology manufacturing firm that recorded nearly $30 billion in revenue last year, has named Ashton Kutcher, a former male model who rose to fame playing the stupid one on That 70s Show, as its new "Project Engineer." The time to dump your Lenovo stock is now.