Bus Driver Fired After Forcing Prayer on Students

Lacey Donohue · 11/06/13 11:40PM

A school bus driver in Minnesota was fired last week after leading kids in Christian prayers while driving. George Nathaniel, 49, a bus driver for the Burnsville School District had already been reassigned and given a warning due to his repeated praying, but that didn’t stop him from continuing to exercise what he believes is his “freedom of speech.”

What Is the Whitest Job in America?

Lacey Donohue · 11/06/13 10:27PM

In a fantastic piece at The Atlantic, Derek Thompson uses U.S. Bureau of Labor data to highlight how the labor market is more stratified by race than you might imagine. According to the BLS, whites, on average, earn higher wages and face lower unemployment, while blacks and Latinos cluster in lower-paying jobs.

Don't Make Tigers Go Swimming

Lacey Donohue · 11/06/13 09:10PM

[A three-month-old Sumatran tiger cub named “Bandar” is understandably pissed after being dunked in the tiger exhibit moat for a “swim reliability test” at the National Zoo in Washington on Wednesday. Poor poor Bandar. Photo by Manuel Balce Ceneta via AP]

Lacey Donohue · 11/06/13 08:03PM

Vice President Joe Biden tried calling Marty Walsh to congratulate him for winning the Boston mayor’s race. Except Biden called the wrong Marty Walsh. “Marty, you did it, you son of a gun,” Biden declared to a man who is not the mayor-elect of Boston.

Tiny Singer Ariana Grande Repeatedly Plagued by Demons from Hell

Caity Weaver · 11/06/13 05:52PM

Bouncy-haired singer Ariana Grande—whom you may know from her hit single "The Way," or because the teens in your life are always sending Keeks about her to Facerange on their Blueberries®—seems like her life would be all catchy hooks, and bubblegum sunsets, and buying a new pair of earrings that you love. And it probably is! But, as she recently told Complex magazine, it's also full of demons from hell who constantly terrorize her and wreak havoc on her vulnerable psyche.

Hamilton Nolan · 11/06/13 05:10PM

Though it would seem impossible, scientists have discovered a previously unknown body part: a third boob. No, it's a knee ligament. Disappointing, to be honest.

Max Read · 11/06/13 04:40PM

[Illuminated portraits of North Korea's late leaders Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il glow amid the dark buildings of central Pyongyang before dawn yesterday. Photo by David Guttenfelder via AP]

Americans Want Food That's "Natural," a Word That Means Nothing

Hamilton Nolan · 11/06/13 04:28PM

With the exception of the erosion of personal privacy and the growth of an ultra-powerful unaccountable economic elite over the course of several decades which we didn't notice because football was on, you can't put too much past Americans. Those Cocoa Puffs... are they natural? Don't try to fool us!

Alleged Silk Road Boss Makes First Court Appearance In New York

Adrian Chen · 11/06/13 04:19PM

Ross Ulbricht, alleged founder of the online drug market Silk Road, appeared briefly in court today for the first time since being transferred to New York City. According to Forbes' Andy Greenberg, he didn't say much, but his lawyer Joshua Dratel told reporters that Ulbricht wasn't Dread Pirate Roberts, the pseudonym used by the drug lord behind Silk Road "The evidence can't establish that he is who they say he is, or that he's done what they say he's done."

Some Fools Think They Can Improve on The Egg

Hamilton Nolan · 11/06/13 02:44PM

Here is some straight up bullshit: some scientist who like "playing god" are trying to improve on one of God's Greatest Creations—the incredible edible egg. NEWS FLASH, eggheads: it ain't gonna happen.

Max Read · 11/06/13 02:30PM

[First Lady Michelle Obama joins students for a Bollywood Dance Clinic in the White House. Photo by Chuck Kennedy via The White House Flickr]