The Obamacare webfail brouhaha has mostly subsided, but it will forever spell disaster for liberalism, say two prominent phony liberals.

Fitness blogger Caroline Berg Eriksen makes a living showing off her well-toned body.

According to a report from the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction, Ariel Castro—the Cleveland man who abducted three women and held them captive for a decade—died from suicide, not auto-erotic asphyxiation.

It only takes a minute to send a free holiday message to a survivor of prison sexual abuse. (The organization tells us: "Last year, we received over 10,000 unique holiday messages – and nearly half of them came from Gawker readers.")

A man who was convicted of sexual abuse and sentenced to ten years in prison last Friday was forced by the court to face his victim: A common household goat.

George Demos would like to be the Republican congressman for Long Island. George Demos would like you to remember that Barack Obama, Rob Ford, and his opponent are pretty much the same person:

Christine Fox is set to become the highest-ranking woman in the history of the Department of Defense tomorrow. She is unquestionably uber-qualified—and what's more, her review of Maverick's flight performance was spot on.

The dictionary company Merriam-Webster has declared "science" to be the Word of the Year for 2013. But why?

Parents in Florida were forced to have that uncomfortable "talk" with their kids a bit earlier than planned after a movie theater screening of Disney's Frozen was preempted by porn.

Why are newspaper opinion columnists so consistently baffled by the politics, technologies, and social mores of the 21st century? We've crunched some data, and we think we've figured out the answer: They're old as hell.

America now has 6,891 federally insured banking institutions. That's the fewest we've had since 1934. Though it may cause reflexive distaste, it is a fact: we could use more banks.

You passed on long before anyone informed you—
A majority minority, clinging to your faith in the good old order,
Until that Intro to Mass Communications lady spoiled it all!

An East St. Louis woman who was found stabbed to death in her apartment Saturday night had posted a Facebook status update prior to her murder warning her friends that she might die.

He's been referred to as "Super-Pope" for his superheroic feats of faith, but is Pope Francis an honest-to-Godness superhero?

Okay, at the outset, let me say this: I like guns. I know guns. I never heard of Daniel Defense until I saw this ad. Which means Daniel Defense is winning.

Hours after his wedding reception, a Kansas City firefighter was shot and killed by an off-duty Kansas City police officer, allegedly after the firefighter got into a fight with a cab driver.

In the future, soda will not be some grotesque concoction of artificial flavors and sugar. In the future, soda will be a grotesque concoction of artificial flavors and mysterious taste bud-modifying chemical agents. Progress!

A dream weekend of fun and dancing with top industry professionals turned into a waking nightmare for 13-year-old Landry Thompson when she was suddenly seized by police and forcibly removed from the care of her legal guardians for no reason other than that they are two black men.

Ah! The Cable News Network (CNN) sees the problem now: They do too much news. They'll get right on that, folks.

The warning signs were there, but the Internet (and Alec Baldwin) believed anyway.