Shopping malls are disappearing. Office parks are disappearing. Mcmansions are disappearing. Garages are disappearing. And now, suburban corporate headquarters are dying. Soon, there will be nothing left of the suburbs but a single Little League field, watered with tears. [Photo: AP]

Pro-tip to any aspiring carjackers out there: If you're going to steal a truck, make sure it's not one filled with radioactive waste.

A Kansas women raced topless across a Kohl's department store in Lenexa in an effort to apprehend a man she caught peeping on her in the dressing room.

You can stop holding your breath: Pantone has announced its new Color of the Year. And it's...well, it makes a statement.

Research shows that sex is only "moderate" exercise—"Though some men...used more energy for brief periods during sex than they did jogging." I bet while they were vigorously thrusting their penises.

The bosses at ABC have struck Edward Snowden from the top of the list of people worthy of mention on the special "Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People of the Year." He'll have to settle for runner-up.

Student debt in America has been a runaway train to hell for some time now. No wonder young people are so terrified of it. It's getting worse.

It's a day that ends in "y," so naturally people are kicking up a real stink over an Onion video that's clearly not.

Late Wednesday night, Felicity star Keri Russell's Brooklyn brownstone was broken into while the actress was home alone, sleeping. Russell was unharmed, but the thieves made off with her laptop, some jewelry, and a fancy Filson bag. Scary!

There's only one person in the world capable of making the lyrics to R. Kelly's shag songs even sexier, and that's Benedict Cumberbatch.

Chino is a Capuchin monkey who has been living at the International Primate Rescue sanctuary since his previous owner brought him there three years ago.

This morning, Mayor-elect Bill de Blasio announced that Bill Bratton will be the next commissioner of the New York Police Department. Bratton, who will replace Ray Kelly, served as NYPD commissioner from 1994 to 1996 under Mayor Rudy Giuliani.

A man in search of the ultimate meet-cute story has taken to Facebook in the hopes of finding a woman he met last New Year's Eve after they both got lost.

It would be alarmist of us to predict that you, the randomly selected Gawker reader, will suffer from dementia in the future. Let's just say... the chances of it are getting better.

Last month, Isaac Fitzgerald, the newly hired editor of BuzzFeed's newly created books section, made a remarkable but not entirely surprising announcement: He was not interested in publishing negative book reviews. In place of "the scathing takedown rip," Fitzgerald said, he desired to promote a positive community experience.

Though he may have had some rough spots, it's undeniable that Paul Walker was loved by many.

For the crime of being difficult to shoot, a Manhattan grand jury has charged an unarmed, mentally unstable man with assault after police officers opened fire at him, missed, and wounded two bystanders as the man was blocking traffic last September in Times Square.

[An Indonesian man watches as Mount Sinabung erupts in Gundaling. Fifteen thousand people have already been evacuated since November 24, when the volcano's status was raised to the highest level. Photo by Binsar Bakkara via AP]

A Brooklyn man was arrested after police mistook his breath mints for Ecstasy.

First Princeton, and now the University of California Santa Barbara. The California school is having a meningitis outbreak. There have been four reported cases so far, and it's pretty serious. One infected lacrosse player had to have his feet amputated last month.