A Vancouver, Washington woman who enjoyed tweeting about area news, including traffic, under the handle @ScanCouver may have unintentionally live-tweeted a car accident that her husband was fatally injured in.

As stories about Paul Walker's generosity and kind spirit flood his Facebook page in the wake of the actor's untimely demise, one incredible story in particular stood out for many.

These new doodles, hacked by the politically-minded Guccifer and published for the first time here on Gawker, appear to be the Bill Clinton doodles that the world has patiently been waiting for.

Chinese pigs are in for a surprise — the UK and China just signed a $74 million deal to export British pig semen to Chinese farms, where the pigs will be artificially inseminated.

The magazine gods they giveth, and the magazine gods they taketh away. Just days after New York Magazine announced that they are cutting back to only two editions a month, Newsweek has announced plans to return to a weekly edition, starting in January or February.

So much for the principal being your pal: A Texas middle school principal informed Hispanic students in her school that they would no longer be allowed to speak Spanish while in class.

It turns out that Gawker wasn't the only entity desperately trying to buy video footage of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack. According to newly released passages of a sworn police affidavit filed in Toronto court, Mayor Ford may have attempted to purchase the video himself well before Gawker even knew about its existence.

On November 24, after nine months of investigative work, the New York Times published a huge front page story raising questions about possible corruption and murder within the St. Johns County, FL Sheriff's department. Here's how the local paper there, the St. Augustine Record, responded:

Say what you will about the pickup bros who went around motorboating women in exchange for breast cancer research donations, they were not dissuaded by rejection.

Sunny Obama celebrated Christmas at the White House Wednesday with the traditional Felling of a Small Blonde Child in Festive Dress.

Several "young, cash-strapped female privates" from Ft. Hood testified this week that they were pressured to prostitute themselves to superiors—and that the senior soldier who pressed them was his unit's sexual assault prevention officer.

When Greg and Stacye Terry ordered breakfast off their local McDonald's' Dollar Menu, they didn't expect to get handed a bag full of dollars.

Dye worm! Old DNA! Shark stomach! Quantum holes! Alien water! Cat chat! Lib psyche! And d-d-d-d-designer stuff, man! It's your weekly Science Watch, where we watch science— with a certain je nais se kwa!

Every day, the NSA collects almost five billion records tracing the movements of hundreds of millions of cell phones from around the world, according to report in the Washington Post based on an Edward Snowden-provided classified document.

Julie Bryan's Spanish professor told the class they had to prove they could speak the language by filming themselves either being interviewed or singing a song, so she decided to produce a telenovela instead.

Since everyone gets to talk on TV for money these days, why not MTV's early-'90s token conservative, too?

A man was arrested today for throwing an unidentified item over the White House's north fence. Pennsylvania Avenue was closed for about an hour, but no explosives were found.

Man, if I had $47 million for every time I lost a lottery ticket, I'd be Kathryn Jones.

Martin Bashir announced his resignation from MSNBC today, two weeks after he suggested, on-air, that someone should take a shit in Sarah Palin's mouth.

Government sucks. Why doesn't it run more like business? Why don't we let business run more of the government? The good news is: We already do. The bad news is: Business sucks worse.