Conservative Senator's Top Aide Under Investigation for Child Porn

Adam Weinstein · 12/11/13 01:55PM

Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-Tenn.) acknowledged this morning that his chief of staff is under investigation for possession of pornographic images of children, raising questions about that aide's background—and secondarily, about his boss' upcoming re-election bid.

Sarah Hedgecock · 12/11/13 01:37PM

Canada Post has announced a five-year plan to phase out door-to-door mail delivery in urban areas, replacing individual delivery with "community mailboxes." The hope is that this plan will make Canada financially stable by 2019.

Science Watch: Gravity's Rainbow

Hamilton Nolan · 12/11/13 01:21PM

Crazy universe! Mars life! Sun plasma! Tech toys! Electric powers! Chimp people! Danger gas! And dinosaurs that lived beneath the sea! It's your Wednesday Science Watch, where we watch science—cause it's our prerogative!

Max Read · 12/11/13 12:55PM

[An aquarium staff member dressed in a Santa Claus costume embraces a Zebra shark as he swims with fish inside the Sunshine International Aquarium in Tokyo. Photo by Shizuo Kambayashi via AP]

Drinking Lots and Lots of Wine May Prevent Earth's Spermpocalypse

Ken Layne · 12/11/13 12:47PM

Important new research proves that drinking lots and lots of wine every week makes men have "stronger sperm." This means the sperm is more likely to reach its "goal," which is some part of a lady, if the sperm was ejaculated in the general direction of a lady.

New York Colleges Trying to Shut Down Free Speech

Sarah Hedgecock · 12/11/13 12:05PM

Two New York City colleges known for their vibrantly opinionated and expressive student bodies are trying to cut back on vibrant expressions of opinion by their student bodies, reports the New York Times.

College Student Could Lose Limbs After Passing Out on Freezing Porch

Neetzan Zimmerman · 12/11/13 11:32AM

A 19-year-old sophomore from the University of Minnesota Duluth suffered severe hypothermia and could lose one or more limbs after spending a night passed out on a freezing porch in subzero temperatures with only a jacket and UGG boots to protect her from the frostbiting cold.