Stand-up comic and Family Guy staff writer Deepak Sethi was performing at the LA Comedy Club in Vegas last month when he asked what he thought would be a fairly innocuous question: "Anyone from the military here?"

Today Random House revealed a dedicated website for journalist Gabriel Sherman’s new book about Fox News president Roger Ailes, The Loudest Voice in the Room. In an unusual move, according to Capital New York, Random House will use the site to rebut attacks from Fox News and its milieu of defenders, like Breitbart.com and National Review, about the book’s veracity. Indeed, Roger Ailes is beginning to feel the heat already.

Three weeks after U.S. District Judge Robert Shelby struck down Utah's ban on gay marriage, the Supreme Court has temporarily reinstated the law. The Tenth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals will now review Shelby's decision and issue a ruling by February 25.

Steven Seagal, martial-arts movie star and savior of Grecian Formula's investor dividend, loves animals, the Dalai Lama and rounding up dirty eye-legals with Arizona's orneriest cop. Which means maybe Seagal was born to audition for this new role: Republican successor to Gov. Jan Brewer.

Lip dubs, time-lapse videos, and photo-a-day challenges: The Internet is lousy with them. But a photo-a-day time-lapse lip-dub video? Just one.

A new survey finds that male economics Ph.D.'s who get married early in their careers see their salaries grow 25%, while females who do the same thing see their salaries shrink by 23%. You can't argue with the free market, I guess.

4chan's /b/ imageboard was where modern Internet trolling was practically invented, so when a user showed up late Friday night claiming to be Jenna Jameson, /b/tards were understandably skeptical.

The typical rant about Super Bowl ads goes, "They cost how much? Do those ads even sell anything? Hey, remember those 'Whassssupppp' ads?" First of all, stop saying "Wasssupp." Second of all, the "This is all a huge waste of money" position may be correct.

It seems the reason Super size Me documentarian Morgan Spurlock gained all that weight during the 30 days he consumed nothing but McDonald's wasn't because he ate too much Golden Arches — but because he didn't eat enough.

On Friday, a Florida man was arrested at a Palm Bay Papa John's—where he worked as a delivery driver—for allegedly having sex with his roommate's German shepherd.

Ah, there's nothing like a good ol' fashioned Instagam Ass-Off.

North Korean dear leader Kim Jong Un is a sonofabitch who offed his uncle last month. But he likely didn't strip naked Uncle Jang and slowly feed him alive to a pack of 120 starving dogs, as the media excitedly reported last week. In fact, that entire frenzy may have originated in a tweeter's dark-humored imagination.

Elizabeth Cheney, non-gay daughter of the former VP, tried to run for Senate from Wyoming and ended up pissing off her family. She also pissed off some of Wyoming's best-loved pols, including the family friend who she's trying to unseat. All of which would have been fine, but it turned out she pissed off voters, too.

The wife of Michael Schwartz, the pilot who made an emergency landing in a Piper PA28 Cherokee with two women who were not his wife, does not sound happy.

The New York Post — New York City's arbiter of news ethics and breaking stories — wants readers to know that it isn't the least bit sorry about its front page headline today.

Colorado stoners are smoking the state out of supply — even with prices set as high as $400 an ounce, store owners say that they're quickly running out of pot to sell.

An arsonist doused a carpeted stairwell in gasoline and lit it on fire shortly after midnight on New Year's Day as approximately 750 patrons celebrated the new year at Neighbours, one of Seattle's oldest gay clubs.

Pope Francis, ever the fan of unexpected phone calls, got a voicemail on New Year's when he tried to call a group of Spanish nuns. So, he left a message: "What are the nuns doing that they can't answer? I am Pope Francis, I wish to greet you in this end of the year, I will see if I can call you later. May God bless you!"

The family of a New York man who went missing on New Year's Day accidentally found him living on the streets in DC in a USA Today weather photo spread.

Thousands of police officers in helicopters and speedboats seized more than three tons of crystal meth worth nearly $300 million this week in a massive raid on a small, insular, difficult-to-reach province where a large percentage of China's meth is produced.