A Brief History of Jay Leno's Joke-Stealing

Rich Juzwiak · 02/06/14 02:25PM

Tonight marks Jay Leno's final episode as host of The Tonight Show, after occupying that position for some 21 non-consecutive years. Many would argue that he stole that job from David Letterman, whom Leno's predecessor, Johnny Carson, had picked for the spot. Many would argue that he then stole it again from Conan O'Brien, who briefly occupied the spot from 2009-2010 when Leno failed to transition his act to prime time.

Sarah Hedgecock · 02/06/14 02:06PM

[Firemen take pictures of the Spanish cargo ship "Luno," which slammed into a jetty in choppy Atlantic Ocean waters and broke in two off southwestern France on Thursday. The ship had been heading to a nearby port to load up with cargo when its engine failed and the rough waves carried it into the jetty. Image via Bob Edme/AP.]

Progressive Icon Wendy Davis Wants Texans to Openly Fondle Their Guns

Adam Weinstein · 02/06/14 01:17PM

She is a beacon to liberals, a down-home Texas mom with a Harvard law degree who stood up to conservatives for women's rights. As the Democrats' best hope for governor, she's fighting to turn the Lone Star State blue. Oh, and she gol'-damn loves her some openly brandished hand cannons.

Hey, Howard Wolfson: Please Stop Promoting Your Stupid Tweets

John Cook · 02/06/14 12:44PM

Hi, Howard Wolfson, former chief press antagonist for Hillary Clinton and deputy mayor under Michael Bloomberg. I don't follow you on Twitter, because I'm not too interested in your thoughts on your blandly Napoleanic billionaire patron and how great he is for explaining that God causes homelessness, or how you're hip because you listen to "cool" music and stuff. So please stop paying Twitter to "promote" them to me.

Sarah Hedgecock · 02/06/14 11:45AM

[Pope Francis stands in front of a life-sized chocolate statue of himself. The statue, made with 1.5 tons of cocoa, was presented to the Pope during Wednesday's general audience. Image via L'Osservatore Romano/AP.]

​Nick Offerman's Sundance Secret Is a Song About Pussy and Weed

Taylor Berman · 02/06/14 11:36AM

To promote a new film about his American Ham comedy tour, Ron Swanson (née Nick Offerman) stopped by Conan to share the secret to getting your movie into the Sundance Film Festival. But Offerman didn't just talk about the secret: He sang it.

Topless Miley Cyrus Photos Surface Online

Taylor Berman · 02/06/14 10:40AM

Well, here are some pictures of a topless Miley Cyrus. They're outtakes from her recent photo shoots with Vogue German and W. Click through for the full pictures.

Inside Russia's Anti-Gay Vigilante Army, Occupy Pedophilia

Rich Juzwiak · 02/06/14 10:27AM

Last night, the U.K.'s Channel 4 aired Hunted, a wide-ranging documentary about homophobia in Russia. Its biggest coup was achieving access to the inner workings of Occupy Pedophilia, the largest vigilante group responsible for the hunting down of, physical abuse against, and public humiliation of gay people (predominantly gay men). Though such footage has been making the rounds, this is the first time I've seen the planning and luring process of the group. Via the third-party cameras, we also get a sense of how long such an ordeal lasts (an hour). Though mild in violence, the footage above is as hard to watch as the rest of this stuff, so proceed with caution.

Wealthy Parents Keep Trying to Starve Public School Districts

Hamilton Nolan · 02/06/14 10:14AM

The wealthier portion of Baton Rouge, Louisiana wants to spin itself off into its own little school district, leaving the poorer portion of the city with far less revenue for schools. This is, sadly, a trend that shows no sign of abating.

Hamilton Nolan · 02/06/14 09:09AM

The Olympics' corporate sponsors already have in place their PR and advertising plans in case of a terrorist attack. So, you know, not to worry.