Hamilton Nolan · 02/07/14 09:43AM

Piles of garbage, city services that don't work, inept local government, horrible financial mismanagement, exploitation by big banks, and now a looming bankruptcy: Naples is the Detroit of Italy. (They both have nice art museums, too!)

Jay Leno Says Goodbye (Again)

Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/07/14 01:23AM

A teary Jay Leno signed off from the Tonight Show for a second time tonight with guests Billy Crystal and Garth Brooks.

Religious College Produces Epic War-Themed Anti-Pornography Video

Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/07/14 12:05AM

"A lonely, confused young man gets addicted to pornography. His roommates know, but they do nothing to help him," a voice intones over somber violins at the beginning of a four-minute anti-masturbation ad from Brigham Young University-Idaho that only gets weirder as it goes.

The Weather in the UK Is So Awful the Animals Are On Antidepressants

Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/06/14 11:15PM

The weather in the UK, typically abysmal, has been even worse recently with torrential rain, forceful gale winds and massive waves pounding at the coastal areas. And it's gotten so bad that one town's zoo animals are on antidepressants.

Snow Plow Nails Pedestrian With a Wall of Snow

Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/06/14 09:15PM

Things were probably already not going so well for this pedestrian caught on a surveillance camera walking down an icy snowy street at 5 am in Brooklyn yesterday. But it definitely got worse, much, much worse, when a snow plow drove by.

Venezuelan Beauty Queen Has Mesh Sewn to Tongue So She Can't Eat

Rich Juzwiak · 02/06/14 05:59PM

In the clip above, 2013 Miss Venezuela First Runner-Up Wi May Nava describes the plastic surgery she underwent to compete in pageants (boob and nose jobs). She also talks about the piece of mesh that she has sewn to her tongue so that she can't eat solid foods (this description, btw, took place before she won her runner-up title). We've come so far as a species from The Real World L.A. when Tami had her jaw wired shut for the same effect.

Adam Weinstein · 02/06/14 05:09PM

"They don't want to see or be seen, only to touch and to be touched in a place where nobody knows them." Jeff Sharlet's long study on the lot of gays in Russia on the eve of the Olympics, "Inside the Iron Closet," is online now. Go, go read.

The Whole Bible Thing Is B.S. Because of Camel Bones, Says Science

Adam Weinstein · 02/06/14 05:04PM

The Old Testament. It's been kinda important to much of human civilization going back a fair stretch. It's also a sham! Your cherished psalms and stories of ritualistic filicide are no longer any match for Israelis with radiocarbon dating equipment, sheeple!

Decades of Greed: Behind the Scenes With An Angry Walmart Manager

Hamilton Nolan · 02/06/14 04:50PM

We receive quite a few stories from Wal-Mart employees about what life is like inside America's largest employer. But this one comes from a remarkable point of view: a longtime Walmart store manager, who vents in detail about how Walmart has systematically screwed employees over two decades.

Evil Walking Dead Zombie Prank Scares the Hell Out of New Yorkers

Taylor Berman · 02/06/14 04:40PM

As far as "viral marketing" goes, this is pretty good. To promote its upcoming season, the Walking Dead dressed a bunch of actors as zombies and hid them under a sidewalk grate in Manhattan's Union Square so they could terrify unsuspecting pedestrians.

When Freedom Means Opening for Imagine Dragons: Pussy Riot in Brooklyn

Jordan Sargent · 02/06/14 04:28PM

Benefit concerts make for strange bedfellows. A few hours into Amnesty International's nearly endless show at Brooklyn's Barclays Center last night, a tall man with silver hair named Kerry Max Cook walked onto the stage to talk about the death penalty. Cook served 22 years on death row in Texas after being wrongfully convicted for the rape and murder of a 21-year-old woman named Linda Jo Edwards; he was released in 1997. During his time in prison the state of Texas executed 144 people. Cook, a prominent anti-death penalty advocate, told his story—on the one hand the obscene horrors of death row, on the other his small measure of good fortune in being able to speak for the executed—smoothly and without the aid of the teleprompter that earlier had tripped up celebrities like Bridget Moynahan, who wore a fedora.

Bank of America Sends Credit Card Offer to "Lisa Is a Slut McIntire"

Taylor Berman · 02/06/14 04:18PM

On Thursday, freelance writer Lisa McIntire's mother received a credit card offer from Bank of America sort of addressed to her daughter. There was one tiny difference, though, in the name; instead of Lisa McIntire, the letter was addressed to a "Lisa Is a Slut McIntire."