Hi, Howard Wolfson, former chief press antagonist for Hillary Clinton and deputy mayor under Michael Bloomberg. I don't follow you on Twitter, because I'm not too interested in your thoughts on your blandly Napoleanic billionaire patron and how great he is for explaining that God causes homelessness, or how you're hip because you listen to "cool" music and stuff. So please stop paying Twitter to "promote" them to me.

Thanks! Twitter is a free platform, based on the premise that people will gladly share things they find notably smart/dumb/interesting. If you're not an actual commercial brand, and you still need to pay money to get people to read your thoughts, well, good luck with that, Howard.