Earlier this month, retired private investigator Mary-Kate Olsen was declared the worst Olsen twin of all time by her younger sister Elizabeth. On Friday, Us Weekly reported she is engaged to her boyfriend of "nearly two years," banker Olivier Sarkozy (half-brother of former French president Nicolas).
Don't buy weed from a sketchy-looking bro with a coat full of raw fish. That's the message of the first medical marijuana ad to air on networks that people actually watch.
Walking is the only pleasant form of traveling by land. You need no special equipment, training, money, e-tickets, antidepressants, or Twitter followers. Whatever clothes you're wearing will do fine; a hat and shoes are optional. When I've got a few days to spend somewhere, I spend them walking around. So I spent a few days walking around Silicon Valley.
In a press conference this afternoon, President Obama said he was "deeply concerned" by reports of Russian troops mobilizing in Ukraine's Crimea region. Obama also emphasized that "there will be costs" for any military intervention in Ukraine.
A Swiss business school teacher accidentally taught his students more than they bargained for when he forgot to turn off the overhead projector before browsing sexy videos of amputees.
My roommate eats my food.
The concept of "wisdom" is often thought of something that straddles the corporeal-ethereal border, a sort of empyrean package that we "carry" in our minds. Those who truly possess wisdom, though, will tell you that it's more like a horse.
Oh internet! Oh glorious fountain of lies and truth, oh tangled network of trolls and heroes, oh noxious abyss of Photoshopped Harry Styles photos. You are so wonderful yet so full of shit.
A 72-year-old substitute teacher was arrested after a coworker reportedly caught him sneaking in some quick "penis manipulation" before first period.
[A pedestrian blocks the heavy winds with her umbrella in Los Angeles on Friday. The first wave of a powerful Pacific storm spread rain and snow through much of California, where communities endangered by a wildfire just weeks ago now faced the threat of mud and debris flows. Image via Damian Dovarganes/AP.]
Local prosecutors said Friday that they won't pursue any charges against a North Georgia man who shot and killed a disoriented septuagenarian who'd wandered the neighborhood in search of his home one dark morning late last fall.
