You Want to Pick Up Women? Here's How You Do It: "I'd rank the bar as the best place to stand followed by the ladies room."

In 2004, the state of Texas executed Cameron Todd Willingham for the crime of setting fire to his own house, killing his three children. Today, evidence is stronger than ever that his conviction was a miscarriage of justice.

How do you feel about Comcast's proposed merger with Time Warner Cable? Trick question: It doesn't matter!

[An Israeli police officer points his gun at photographers and Palestinian demonstrators on Friday afternoon in East Jerusalem. Image via Ahmad Gharabli/AFP]

If you, like many Americans, enjoy eating nasty meat, you will be pleased to read the following information about work in the factories that produce your packaged dead chicken parts.

NBA superstar and vigilante crimefighter LeBron James cleaned up the streets of Gotham played professional basketball in a black carbon-fiber mask Thursday night.

Early Thursday morning, workers at a funeral home were shocked when they found a man alive—and literally kicking—inside one of their body bags. The man was set to be embalmed later that morning.

Though Democrats currently control the White House, we must remember that the pendulum will inevitably swing the other way eventually. So it behooves us all to hear the cry of Republicans: "We like balls in our face, yes. But not this many."

At first this husky is all like, "Why are you trying to stab me in the eye with this weird needle thing?" But as soon as his owner starts massaging his head, it's clear this dog has never been happier. But is he happy enough to play with a cat?

Friday morning, dozens of armed men in military uniforms without insignias surrounded two Crimean airports in what Ukraine's Interior Minister Arsen Avakov has declared an "invasion and occupation" by Russian forces. The incident comes one day after masked gunmen, believed to be pro-Russia militants, seized two government buildings in the region.

Dozens of people were arrested today for operating an international crime ring that stole luxury SUVs in New York and New Jersey, many in carjackings, then resold them in West Africa.

Talking and texting are still illegal, but a California court of appeals ruled today that it's perfectly ok to use a cell phone while driving if you use it as a map. The court reasoned that because cell phones could only text and call when the handheld laws were enacted in 2006, only those functions are banned.

Yesterday Seth Rogen testified before a Senate subcommittee to raise awareness for Alzheimer's. Today, he's trying to expose the theatrics of the whole endeavor: although elected officials filled the room to network and get a photo with the actor, only two senators stuck around to actually hear what he had to say.

Last night, a Canadian woman shopping for sheets sets realized she might have to sleep in them when the mall closed for the night, locking her inside. Instead of taking advantage of having an entire department store to herself, she took a slightly more civilized route — Twitter.

In what sounds like the start of either a charming Disney movie or a terrifying psychological horror story, a five-year-old Connecticut boy went on a bit of a detour when someone else's great-grandfather picked him up from school.

Leave the gun. Take the burrito. No, I said leave the gun, not drop i—oh, Jesus, what did you do?

As a temporary government stands up in Kiev and all hell breaks loose with pro-Russian protesters in Crimea, the news is sounding grimmer and grimmer for Ukraine's Jewish minority.

A donut shop opening inside a YMCA will sell low-fat muffins, salads, sandwiches, and yogurt to gym patrons. But not donuts, because that wouldn't mesh with the Y's health-conscious image.

Evil cartoon villain Charles Koch, one half of the Amazing Billionaire Koch Bros., does not give a lot of interviews. You can hardly find a photo of the guy. But one outlet has landed a coveted Charles Koch interview "get"—the Wichita Business Journal. How did they do what so many other news outlets could not?

An activist apparently managed to smuggle the first-ever known video recording of a Supreme Court hearing out of the storied building and posted it to YouTube yesterday as part of a protest against the court's pro-corporate Citizens United ruling.