"National Dog Day" Sounds Fake But Who Cares Here Are Like 50 Dogs
According to various #websites, August 26 (today!) is #NationalDogDay. In light of this news, an obvious question might be, “Wait, what governing body even has the authority to declare such a holiday?” However, an even more obvious answer is, “What’s it matter, you drip, don’t we all deserve to see a bunch of dogs?”
Yes, yes we do.
Below you will see your well-deserved bunch of dogs, conveniently organized under subheadings like “Smart Dogs” and “Kind Dogs.” Click any of the links below and finally find out who’s a good boy (Spoiler alert: It’s you!).
Happy Dogs
- Tiny Monkey Doesn’t Quite Know What to Do with All These Puppies
- Where Is the Dog? There Is the Dog
- Adorable Little Dog Goes Bananas Playing in His First Snowfall
- A Dog and a Baby Just Dancin’ and Squealin’ on a Summer Afternoon
- Just a Laid Back Chihuahua Puppy Using a Neck Massager
- A Beautiful French Bulldog Dancing in the Rain
- Watch an Enthusiastic Pug Romping In a Ball Pit for the First Time
- Spry Dog Doesn’t Give a Fuck About the Weather Forecast
- This Tiny Dog’s Balloon-Related Talents Will Always Exceed Your Own
Kind Dogs
- This Tiny Living Teddy Bear Would Like to Have a Word
- Dog Hitches Ride on the Side of an Ambulance to Stay With His Owner
- Land Dog Meets Sea Dog
- Dog Snuggles With Best Dog Friend Having a Bad Dream
- This Beer-Fetching Dog Is an Adorable Little Enabler
Smart Dogs
- Good Dog Calmly Drives Tractor Through Farm Fence and Onto Roadway
- All Rise for John Oliver’s All-Dog Supreme Court
- “Totally Urbanized” Dog Takes Bus to the Park All by Herself
- Dog in a Snow Maze Refuses to Play by Your Silly Human Rules
- No Shit: Dogs Can’t Hula Hoop
Dumb Dogs
- Cops Say Dumb Police Dog Was Fired for Cause
- Dumb Dog Rescued by Cops After Getting Head Stuck in Cat House
- Dumb Ol’ Dog Just Loves His Box So Much
- Dizzy Dog Doesn’t Know How to Drive Dinghy, Does Donuts Instead
- Surgery Reveals Dumbass Great Dane Ate 43.5 Socks
Talented Dogs
- Golden Retriever Crushes German Shepherd in a Spaghetti-Eating Contest
- This Pomeranian Set a New World Record for Running on Two Legs
- You Think You’re a Good Dancer? Wrong. This Dog Is a Good Dancer
- Bulldog Plays Peekaboo, Everyone Wins
- Try As He Might, This Little Pug Will Never Turn Into a Motorcycle
- Sleepy Puppy Can’t Not Sing Along to His Favorite Frozen Song
- Is This a Two-Legged Puppy or a Rare Black and White Kangaroo?
Scared/Scary Dogs
- You Will Never Escape My Horde of Golden Hounds
- Look at These Ugly-Ass Dogs, From the World’s Ugliest Dog Contest
- Giant Mutant Spider Actually Pretty Cool Regular Dog
- Is This Dog Afraid of This Feather Because It Smells Like a Bird?
- Brave Puppy Destroys Fear, Cleanses World of Toxic Trepidation
Good Dogs
Just kidding, they’re all good dogs!
[Images via YouTube/Shutterstock]
