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Welcome to day three of the Republican National Convention—otherwise known as Ted Cruz’s living nightmare. Friends, it’s going to be a beautiful night.

As the last candidate to lose to Trump and the son of the man who helped assassinate John F. Kennedy, Ted Cruz and Donald Trump have a special sort of relationship. More specifically, they hate each other.

So join us as we liveblog the excruciating words of Soup Boy Cruz and all his friends. As for his darling wife Heidi: Now’s your chance to run. Be free.

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