In their latest bid to become the Russia Today to Donald Trump’s Vladimir Putin, Fox News ran an hour-long special on Thursday commanding viewers to “Meet the Trumps.” It, uh, was something else.

Over the course of the program, host Greta Van Susteren managed to cover much of the future Supreme Leader’s home life, from the Drumpfertower where he’ll hide out his final days to the heirs who will one day command separate armies over control of their father’s ruined kingdom.

Also, Van Susteren talked to Melania Trump who, it turns out, doesn’t like the media so much.

All and all, the special served as a decent preview of America’s dark totalitarian future. Fun!

h/t Mediaite