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Hamilton Nolan

08/20/13 01:11PM

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"He looked like an uninteresting Hunter Thompson, and then he chastised my friend Matt for not having a business card." A look at the cool, romantic people you can meet through IvyConnect.com.

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Cherith Cutestory Hamilton Nolan 08/20/13 01:13PM

And, yet, my start-up public-universityconnect.com can't get off the ground!

I guess the business flaw is that it is the same exact clientele as OK Cupid and I don't know how to start things up.

NihiloIronique Cherith Cutestory 08/20/13 01:22PM

My new website, communitycollegebowlsmokers.com, is doing great.

Dear Zeus Cherith Cutestory 08/20/13 01:24PM

You're not being disruptive enough. Buzzword buzzword venture capital buzzword.

I was stuck in the car with someone who seriously used the words "disruptive technology" and I wanted to shove him out the window.

Cherith Cutestory Dear Zeus 08/20/13 01:26PM

God damn the humility instilled in me by my run of the mill public college!!

(I can't believe you didn't throw them out. What the fuck do you even say to that? "Really, did you just invent the telephone, buddy?" "Did you invent something that literally disrupts the space/time continuum?")

Cherith Cutestory NihiloIronique 08/20/13 01:27PM

Where do I sign up? (I went to public school I don't know how copy and past works.)

Russianist Hamilton Nolan 08/20/13 01:50PM

Hey, if it cuts down on party chatter that resembles the following:

DidyougotoHarvard?YesIwenttoHarvard,didyougotoHarvard?YesIwenttoHarvard,tooWasn'tHarvardgreat?Yesitwasdon'tyouthinkso?YesIdoandsoweretheHarvardpeople,right?Ohyestheyarethebest!

then I'm all for this site. Although if it goes the way of thesquare.com I'll be happy, too. So win-win!

Cherith Cutestory Russianist 08/20/13 03:15PM

I only wish it was so direct!

"Where did you go to school?"
"Oh... just outside of Boston."

JAC Hamilton Nolan 08/20/13 01:23PM

Wow, that guy's a good writer. His friend is fairly accurate in describing D.C.'s "social scene as 'drinking with all the kids who did model U.N. in high school.'"

BigPlops JAC 08/20/13 01:26PM

your social scene

Snacktastic Part II: the Snack Awakens Hamilton Nolan 08/20/13 01:16PM

"I wanted to love him and then I found out he went to Wesleyan."

odaeyss Snacktastic Part II: the Snack Awakens 08/20/13 01:28PM

I don't know why. I keep laughing. This isn't even remotely human behavior. Not as I understand humans. Why am I still laughing?