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Class War: Yale Edition
Hamilton Nolan · 03/25/16 09:13AMYale Professor Resigns Over Halloween Costume Debacle
Melissa Cronin · 12/07/15 10:47PM"Fuck Forever" Shirt Throws Yale Club Into Mannered Turmoil
Hamilton Nolan · 06/17/15 08:43AMIvy League Admissions Are a Sham: Confessions of a Harvard Gatekeeper
Anonymous · 03/18/15 01:25PMI graduated from Harvard in 2006, and have spent eight of the last nine years working as an admissions officer for my alma mater. A low-level volunteer, sure, but an official one all the same. I served as one of thousands of alumni volunteers around the world—a Regional Representative for my local Schools Committee, if you want to get technical. And, as a Regional Rep, my duties fell somewhere between Harvard recruiter and Harvard gatekeeper.
Harvard Professors Now Officially Prohibited from Banging Undergrads
Jay Hathaway · 02/05/15 11:05AMHarvard professors are no longer allowed to engage in "sexual or romantic relationships" with undergraduates or with grad students under their direct supervision, Bloomberg reports. Previously, student-teacher relationships were frowned upon, but only officially prohibited when the student was in the professor's class.
Rich Colleges Get Richer and Richer
Hamilton Nolan · 01/28/15 11:52AMHamilton Nolan · 01/05/15 03:47PM
Ivy League School Will Offer Class on "Wasting Time on the Internet"
Andy Cush · 10/30/14 05:05PMNext year, at the prestigious University of Pennsylvania, a group of students will screw around online. Between lectures on thinkers like John Cage and Betty Friedan, they'll be asked to browse the likes of Tumblr or Twitter and hopefully, by they end of the semester, they'll have something meaningful to say about it all.
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Harvard Plans to Hail Satan, Confirms Conservative Fears About Harvard
Adam Weinstein · 05/09/14 11:45AMAn undergraduate student group has announced plans to hold a Satanic "black mass" on Harvard's campus Monday evening, freaking out Catholics and conservatives who probably figured the Ivy was a dark servant of Beelzubub all along.
Teen Accepted to the Entire Ivy League Announces He'll Go to Yale
Jay Hathaway · 04/30/14 03:15PMColumbia Raised Sexual Violence Awareness in the Weirdest Way
Sarah Hedgecock · 04/24/14 02:50PMYale Student Says University Forced Her to Gain Weight
Jay Hathaway · 04/08/14 03:46PMHarvard Kids Even More Entitled Than You Think
Sarah Hedgecock · 12/04/13 11:40AMHarvard Students Pose as Yale Students, Show Tourists Around Campus
Neetzan Zimmerman · 11/21/13 09:56AMShit-Stained Shirts Strung Up Around Yale, Poop Crisis Escalates
J.K. Trotter · 10/04/13 11:17AMPerhaps unsatisfied with ruining Yale students’ clothing by peeing and pooping in unattended dryers, an unidentified individual spent Thursday night hanging several articles of poop-smeared clothing on a clothesline near Berkeley College, another of Yale’s residential colleges. (The original poop-related incidents took place at Saybrook College.) They don’t sing “Bright College Years” for nothing!
Who’s Pooping in Yale’s Laundry Rooms?
J.K. Trotter · 10/03/13 12:08PMYale University, a squirrel-less arrangement of faux-ancient stone buildings in southwestern Connecticut, has a major pooping problem. Since the beginning of September, someone—almost certainly a Yale student—has placed human feces, urine, and/or food in running dryers installed in Saybrook College, one of the university’s residential colleges. Now Yale’s own police force is hunting down the pooper.