George W. Bush Denies Participating in Kanye Orgy
George W. Bush, former president of the United States of America, would like you to know that this isn’t him in a post-fuck cuddle line in that “Famous” video.
Kanye “Matthew Barney is my Jesus” West’s on-the-nose opus was released Friday on Tidal and pirated widely. It mostly consists of VHS-like panning shots of waxy but highly recognizable likenesses of naked celebrities, related to Kanye by something insidiously retweetable he said at some point.
“Kanye” is next to the rubbery doppelgangers of Kim Kardashian, Ray J, Amber Rose, Caitlyn Jenner, and Bill Cosby on one side and Taylor Swift, Chris Brown, Rihanna, Donald Trump, Anna Wintour and George W. Bush on the other. And yes, it’s pretty obvious that Kanye and Kim didn’t orgy it up with a bunch of exes, Kim’s stepmother, a nearly-60-time accused rapist and a bloated bag of cement in a red weave, but George W. Bush’s representative made sure to set the record straight.
“In case there was any doubt, that is not President Bush,” the representative told TMZ. “He is in much better shape.” Just in case there was any doubt.