Yesterday’s Donald Trump rally in Pensacola, Fla. featured all the hits: Crazy depraved old people in bad hats, mutual masturbation to the thought of a very large wall, and Trump himself publicly berating somebody for a minor perceived mistake. But it also featured what stands as a new classic in the Trump canon: a troupe of young girls clumsily performing a rather horrible pop song written in his honor.

You can watch the full two-minute rendition above. “Apologies for freedom / I can’t handle this,” they sing. “President Donald Trump knows how to make America great / Deal from strength or get crushed every time.” Something tells me they didn’t write these lyrics. Hey, just like real pop stars!

According to Fusion, the girls are part of a group called Freedom Kids. I would tell you more about Freedom Kids, but when I went to their website Chrome informed me I might become a victim of identity theft.

Feels about right somehow.

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