Peaches Geldof, Heiress and Amateur Porn Star, Is Pregnant

Peaches Geldof is pregnant. The 22-year-old heiress-model-fame-a-ma-bob—known, among other things, for a pornographic one-night stand with a Williamsburg meathook enthusiast—is engaged to fetus father Thomas Cohen, the super-kissy gentleman pictured here.
"Peaches is utterly thrilled and they have the full support of both of their families who are equally excited for the baby's arrival," a spokesperson said.

Mazel tov! [Press Association, images via Getty and Bauer-Griffin]