Furry Congressman David Wu Would Like to Say Goodbye
The sex scandal of Rep. David Wu has gone so comprehensively unnoticed, thanks to the debt ceiling, that Wu is actually making YouTube videos to get attention.
This is the already crazy guy who suddenly (and allegedly!) had an "unwanted sexual encounter" with an donor's barely legal daughter! And sure, he's resigning — when, exactly? — but he probably didn't have to, since the nation's attention has been so taken with 10-year discretionary spending caps and the triggered "tranches" of public debt issuance. But here he is anyway, saying goodbye before yesterday's vote, in his non-tiger human clothes. Goodbye, sexpot!