Since the retrial of cartoonish former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich began on April 20, his defense attorney Aaron Goldstein has been hit with over 150 objections from prosecutors. And yesterday, the judge in the case basically told him to quit pussy footing around and get to the goddamn point: "If you are going to make a defense, make a defense. Don't nibble around the edges with stuff that's inadmissible." Goldstein has also apparently been giving "non-factual descriptions" during his cross-examination of witnesses.

Imagine that: The court is hearing "non-factual descriptions" in the 20-count corruption retrial of a crooked, lying politician! Sounds like Blago needs to get R. Kelly's old lawyer back in the mix.

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