Public Masturbator Pleads Guilty to Gun Charge 17.34K Brian Moylan 01/20/11 06:01PM Filed to: Crime Crime Masturbation Illinois Vikki myers Public Masturbation Pleas Tweetg Tweetd Fb In November, Illinois police discovered Vikki Myers masturbating topless in her van. They didn't charge her with the act, but for possessing a firearm without a license. Last month she pleaded guilty. For some reason, we love this nut.