Celebrities: They bring their significant others to awkward family Thanksgiving dinners just like us! Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal sipped lattes; Kim Kardashian brought home Halle Berry's ex; Lindsay Lohan saw an old flame. Saturday's Gossip Roundup is eating leftovers.

  • All anyone could talk about at our Thanksgiving table was how Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift were dating. Ha, kidding: Mostly we talked about the past, and things that happened back when we were happy. Anyway, Jake and Taylor are dating. They were spotted in Brooklyn's Park Slope at Gorilla Coffee drinking lattes with maple syrup and presumably hanging out with Jake's sister, Maggie, who lives nearby. (Good coffee: bad place to try to blog for Gawker on a weekend—take it from us. Although if Jake and Taylor are going to start popping in, maybe we'll hang out there all day and try to get an exclusive.) [People]
  • Kim Kardashian brought rumored boyfriend and Halle Berry's ex Gabriel Aubry home for thanksgiving. This after the two were spotted at a Laker's game and watched Burlesque. They're totally dating! Here's hoping some ancient Kardashian matriarch made an awkward joke about "sloppy seconds" and winked at Gabriel over a steaming pile of sweet potatoes.[E!]
  • Lindsay Lohan's fun-filled Thanksgiving: working out, chilling with dad, hanging out with bff Samantha Ronson, heading back to the Betty Ford rehab center at 5:30pm, stuffed with turkey. [P6]
  • Newlyweds Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green spent their Thanksgiving in Disneyland. This seems like the worst possible place in the world to have Thanksgiving! Too many anthropomorphic animals for a holiday premised on eating a ton of animal flesh. [Daily Mail]
  • Now that Bristol Palin lost Dancing with the Stars, what is she going to try to lose next? "I'm going to go home and spend time with my family," she told People. So, another reality show! [People]
  • Miss New York, Davina Reeves "crashed" the Miss USA float at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on Thursday. While Miss USA Rima Fakih was waving to the crowd, Reeves got up and started hogging the spotlight. After five blocks, she was asked to leave. We watched much of the Macy's parade on TV with our little cousins and, trust us, Reeves, you dodged a bullet. [P6]
  • Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Zolciak was caught smoking while three-months pregnant earlier this month. Gross. She's obviously trying to ingest as many chemicals as possible to create a sort of freak baby, which she can then use to get her own Housewives spin-off. [TMZ]
  • Real Housewife of New York Kelly Bensimon on how tough she is to date: "If you want to date me it's like dating a 16-year-old because I have to be home by the time the nanny comes home." [P6]
  • Anne Hathaway's boobs and Jake Gyllenhal's penis star in Love and Other Drugs. (NSFW) [Egoastic]