Our two favorite Hollywood attention-seekers—perpetually naked heiress Peaches Geldof and rant-prone torture porn provocateur Eli Roth—went out for dinner last night in London, and Eli posed pointing to Peaches' ring-finger diamond. Don't worry, she's "100% not engaged."

At least, so says Peaches' spokesperson. But Peaches' spokesperson also claimed she was deeply in love with the American rocker she married for a green card.

Earlier today, Geldof tweeted that her manicure is so shitty, her cuticles are now known as "Peaches' foreskins." So maybe she's torturing us by forcing us to print photos of her self-proclaimed penis hands. Peaches and Eli: Torturous. [Images via Pacific Coast News. Click to enlarge]