The Naked Cowboy's Trusty Steed Is... An Escalade?
A tipster spotted infamous Times Square tourist bilker the Naked Cowboy parking his Escalade at a parking garage at 44th Street and Broadway this afternoon. We wonder if the driver's seat is actually a saddle. Another picture inside.
Remember: If you spot any other celebrities (and, really, the Naked Cowboy is stretching the definition of the word, but these pictures were too funny to pass up), please email us or post them to #stalker yourself.