Blessed 68th birthday wishes to maniacal Elvis doppelganger and beloved North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il! While outside agitators allege that Kim's mental and physical health is flagging, we have official word that the truth could not be more opposite.

The article noted that President Kim Il Sung said in his lifetime that Kim Jong Il is a general gifted with the spirit and disposition of Mt. Paektu. The President also said meaningful words that Kim Jong Il is possessed of such peculiar characters as revolutionary faith and strong will unshakable in any storm, the heroic pluck and matchless courage that even if the sky were to fall, one would not care, the fighting spirit strong enough to weather a ny difficulties and inexhaustible enthusiasm, the disposition comparable with Mt. Paektu only, the article added.