fitness
Hamilton Nolan · 08/05/16 10:30AM
The media is in a wellness bubble.
New York City's Mayor Got a Super Wack Gym Routine
Hamilton Nolan · 07/19/16 09:15AM
Shock-em in Gotham: Bill “De” Blasio, the current mayor of this great metropolis, is the kind of guy who goes to the gym in cargo shorts. Is this what we need, in a leader?
To Get This ISIS Video Workout, You'd Have to Spend $1,000, Plus Get Kicked in the Balls
Sam Biddle · 05/09/16 10:45AMThe propaganda that flows out of the Islamic State is typically of two kinds: Extreme, shocking violence (lynchings, shootings, stabbings, beheadings), or boring scenes of feigned domestic stability (a hummus factory, crops, a bus stop). But the fitness routines of ISIS constitute a third, bizarre form of media terror. Should we be scared of them?
No Class
Hamilton Nolan · 03/03/16 11:42AMHamilton Nolan · 01/26/16 12:49PM
“‘As I’m looking for a job, spending this kind of money shocks me,’ Hansen says of her $14,000 annual fitness budget, ‘but it keeps me sane.’” Some people value fitness classes very highly.
Hamilton Nolan · 12/15/15 02:00PM
Paul Ryan’s “daily gym workout is from 6:30 am to 8 am: P90X, yoga, crossfit, cycling/spin.” Every fitness nightmare made flesh. Appropriate.
Hamilton Nolan · 10/21/15 11:10AM
A new study finds that lifting weights may “slow the age-related shrinking of some parts of our brains.” Don’t be weak, old, and dumb—squat.
Is Jeb Bush Really in "Excellent" Condition?
Hamilton Nolan · 10/16/15 09:41AM
The presidential campaign of timid celebrity child Jeb Bush has released an official physician’s letter stating that Jeb is in “excellent” physical condition. Excellent, Jebediah? Big talker.
Your Fitness Community Sickens Me
Hamilton Nolan · 08/27/15 10:40AMHamilton Nolan · 06/18/15 01:49PM
Fitness measurement gadget maker Fitbit has surged a full 50% in its stock market debut today, meaning Fitbit is now a $6 billion company that, ideally, would not exist.
Yes You Can
Hamilton Nolan · 06/10/15 10:00AMFuck Your Arms
Hamilton Nolan · 05/28/15 09:28AMY'all Are Lazy
Hamilton Nolan · 04/24/15 04:12PMWaist Training Techniques of The Stars
Hamilton Nolan · 04/03/15 02:24PM
"Just received my waist trainer from @NoWaistClique!! #LovingIt" tweeted celebrity female Lindsay Lohan today.
Hamilton Nolan · 03/13/15 09:55AM
Mark Jordan, a 54-year-old Texas man, has broken the world record for pullups—4,321 in 24 hours. Ladies?
No Playlist
Hamilton Nolan · 02/23/15 12:22PM"The SoulCycle of Boxing?"
Hamilton Nolan · 02/19/15 03:03PM
No.
Hypothermia Race Looks Fun
Hamilton Nolan · 02/03/15 09:29AMThis past weekend was the running of the annual Tough Guy race in the English countryside, which touts itself as the "toughest race in the world." It looks pleasant.
The Fitness Trend of 2014 Is Pain
Hamilton Nolan · 12/31/14 09:50AM
A big surprise today, a shock, a dark horse galloping from nowhere to win the championship: the New York Times declares that "The Super-Short Workout" is the "fitness trend" of 2014. A trend that they invented!