Gary the Cat has an Existential Crisis Inside an Ice Cream Carton
In a world where Gary the Cat sits around all day licking himself and sleeping, one moment completely defined his existence. Let's look at a play-by-play of how Gary came to question his very own existence.
0:01 - Ohhhh, a container. What's in it?
0:02 - A treat!
0:03 - I want that treat, and will have some.
0:07 - Darkness
0:10 - No worries, I will just shake off this darkness.
0:15 - This is not coming off as easily as I'd hoped.
0:25 - I am alone. No one will help me.
0:30 - I gaze into an infinite void, it gazes back. I am insignificant.
0:35 - Consciousness only exists within the unconscious mind.
0:40 - Stillness. I do not exist. The carton on my head is the only truth that has ever existed.
1:00 - God is dead
1:05 - Camus was right all along.
1:08 - Camus is dead.
1:13 - Freedom! Back to licking myself!
