What is just the latest thing that respected American political figurine Sarah Palin has done? She was spotted cavorting about on the beach in a visor with John McCain's name totally blacked out. Her Sharpie-based assault has not gone unnoticed.


TMZ wrote it up and now Visorgate is the single most important political issue in America, with public interest in it surpassing the health care debate in a record 14 seconds. This has forced, forced Sarah Palin to come out of her preferred total media blackout and issue the following demure statement to Politico:

"I am so sorry if people took this silly incident the wrong way. I adore John McCain, support him 100 percent and will do everything I can to support his reelection. As everyone knows, I was honored and proud to run with him. And Todd and I were with him in D.C. just a week ago. So much for trying to be incognito."

Haha so much for our prayers for a single Palin-free news cycle! Thanks a lot, Jesus. Anyhow kudos to Sarah for getting someone to spellcheck that statement. She's getting craftier by the day, we tell ya.