You know what would be a good way to stop domestic violence? Set up a free website called "Hit The Bitch" where you can use your computer's mouse to simulate beating that mouthy bitch till you're "100% Gangsta." But then!

Oh ho! Not so "Gangsta" after all, are you? In fact you are 100% of something else, which you may not be so pleased with, tough guy! It takes about ten virtual bitch slaps in the girl's face to get to this screen so don't give up before she's thoroughly bruised. You'll want your kids to play again and again. [Adfreak]