Erin Andrews Making Pervy Comeback

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Hamilton Nolan

09/01/09 09:07AM

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ESPN's Erin Andrews is on the road to recovery after being taped in the nude by a sicko perv, and then victimized again by the faux-outraged tabloids. But her upcoming return to television proves ESPN is run by sexxx pervs:

Andrews will be working on air Thursday night for the first time since the video became widespread news. She'll be the sideline reporter for ESPN's broadcast of South Carolina at North Carolina State.

Yes: She's coming back to do the Gamecocks game. Nice one, ESPN. You pervs.

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GOD Hamilton Nolan 09/01/09 11:09AM

My children, a small prediction from everyone's favorite Supreme Being:

The NC State Wolfpack will swallow the Cocks whole and suck them dry. And Erin Andrews will watch. Sexxxily.

BookishLookish GOD 09/01/09 11:37AM

@God: Lord, send Miss Erin like Lillith to haunt the low, snooping men who tormented her and let a vile Old Testament-style plague rain down upon them.

GOD BookishLookish 09/01/09 02:18PM

@BookishLookish: Oh I usually reserve such punishment only for homosexuals, abortionists, feminists, muslins, communists and muslin feminists, dear daughter. Not for harmless victims who're merely acting under the influence of evil temptresses. However, since you're totes my fave, I brought your request before my Fire and Brimstone Committee. And it was roundly rejected on the grounds of 'she asked for it'. Archangel Michael admonished Ms. Andrews to 'cover her tits up' and 'act like she had a little shame'. Then he jerked off to her.

BookishLookish GOD 09/01/09 07:06PM

@God: Fucking archangels are pervs!

GOD BookishLookish 09/02/09 12:58AM

@BookishLookish: *GASP* They are upholders of morality who have needs.

BookishLookish Hamilton Nolan 09/01/09 10:02AM

If Marv Albert shows up to give his trademark "biting sports commentary," it's so on.

kneetoe BookishLookish 09/01/09 10:14AM

@BookishLookish: My guess is that consistent deep penetration by the Gamecocks defense will decide the outcome.

BookishLookish kneetoe 09/01/09 10:17AM

@kneetoe: Knee, pink is one of my favorite colors, but we just have to get you back in the game.

kneetoe BookishLookish 09/01/09 09:21PM

@BookishLookish: Many thanks, it's been fun. I'll keep an eye on Gawker of course (it's an 8 hour work day, for god's sake), and I'm sure I'll continue to comment to the stars sometimes, especially to good folks such as yourself. But my account is fading out, and alas, so am I. Best, k

smitros001 Hamilton Nolan 09/01/09 10:23AM

I might have a Cocks joke later, after all the good ones are taken,but for now I'm a little disturbed by the dog-eared fabric on that dress.

JB smitros001 09/01/09 10:52AM

@Smitros: Woof, indeed.

Deric Hamilton Nolan 09/01/09 09:20AM

Batshit insane Lou Holtz is behind this entire conspiracy.

hfree Deric 09/01/09 12:43PM

@Deric: Teacher says every time Lou Holtz spits an angel loses it's wings (there are a lot less angels in the world because of that lisping SOB).