In his on-going quest to relentlessly shame Birther-sympathizing, race-baiting conservative talking heads, Jon Stewart introduced a hilarious new Daily Show competition segment last night called, "So You Think You Can Douche."

Competing for the crown were three Gawker favorites—Sean Hannity, Lou Dobbs and, of course, Glenn Beck. As you can probably imagine, this was indeed a contest for the ages, but alas, only one Douche King was left standing in the end. Long live the Douche King.

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