It's winter, and Anderson Cooper has a European friend to help stock his closet. Britney Spears turned to her ex-husband for warmth, and Alec Baldwin's rising blood pressure warmed an entire Westin ballroom.

  • Anderson Cooper's clothes shopping buddy was a "young Frenchman." No wonder the CNN anchor was in all black. [P6]
  • This is what you get for letting Jack Donaghey into your union: New York actors are fighting against a planned TV strike with "nasty" enraged swipes at the Screen Actors Guild. [P6]
  • Madonna and Guy Ritchie said they were just kidding, Guy did not get $75-90 million from the divorce, and they're not going to say how much he did get. [Mirror]
  • Britney Spears may be headed for another breakdown, so she's asking ex-husband Kevin Federline to move back in with her, because she realizes he doesn't just want her for her money, even though he did all that golfing and Ferrari buying. Acting of their own accord, the singer's breasts wished the nation of Japan a Happy Christmas.
  • Tom Cruise insists he never lost his BlackBerry in Toronto, as previously reported. So if "Tom Cruise's" BlackBerry turns up, he'll have no idea what those emails mean, why he would visit those websites or who's doing what to whom in those pictures. [Hollyscoop]
  • Kelly Rutherford of Gossip Girl still breastfeeds her two-year-old, who can talk. Page Six, for one, is grossed out. [P6]
  • Caroline Kennedy could be our next president, or so same anonymous tipsters apparently determined to make her look arrogant. [Cindy Adams]