The Post had a fun time this morning with two Fashion Institute students who giggled about being arrested for dealing coke. Now the school assures everyone: there are no drugs on campus any more:

From an email to all FIT students from the school's president (we bolded the wacky parts):

"At the time of the arrest, we were informed by NYPD that no drugs had been found in the residence hall where the students lived, and there had been no sales taking place either in the residence hall or on FIT property. Again, as reported to us at this time by police officials, this situation appears to be an isolated incident and involves no others on campus."

And the rest of the students in that dorm breathed a big sigh of relief. [Animal NY]