• Actress Lindsay Lohan and her deejay girlfriend Samantha Ronson totes got in fight on the Acela train to Washington DC. Supposedly Lindsay, who keeps saying mean things about Sarah Palin, hissed quietly to Sam: "I do what's good for you, not what's best for both of us." [P6]
  • Someone paid $50,000 to hear Liza Minelli sing a song. Then someone paid $100,000 to hear Elaine Stritch talk about the Civil War. [Liz Smith]
  • Gossip Girl's bedroom-eyed rake Ed Westwick unsuccessfully tried to talk up some chippy on the LES. After he whispered in her ear for a while she swung around and yelled "All right—enough out of you!" Westwick slunk away, probably to go find Chace Crawford for a cuddle. [NYDN]
  • Chris Martin, of Coldplay, punched a photographer, in jest supposedly, when the pap suggested that wife Gwyneth Paltrow's one get-out-of-jail-free sex card might be used on Brad Pitt. [NYDN]
  • Nicole Kidman bought a cattle ranch in Australia, and Paris Hilton is buying property in London. To live there permanently. She's gone! [Showbiz Spy]
  • Actress Gina Gershon used to be haunted by a big fat bald ghost clad only in his underpants. Later she realized it was just Jim Belushi. [NYDN]
  • Actress Halle Berry enjoys boning a lot more now than she did when she was 22: "You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That's all true, and, in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damn good orgasms." [Showbiz Spy]