Madonna's estranged, tell-all-writing brother Chris Ciccone blamed Kabbalah for her divorce from Guy Ritchie. Others, meanwhile, blame Ritchie's "unsympathetic" reaction to her 2005 fall from a horse, which broke eight bones.
Freelance gossip columnist Baird Jones' will was found, along with three crates of his stuff, in the basement of his building. He left everything to artist Stephen Hooper. [P6]
Billy Bob Thornton denied sending dirty text messages to David Duchovny's wife Tea Leoni. That's just how he says "hello." [Sun]
Bruce Willis is getting married again to model and actress Emma Hemming. [Daily Star]
Jennifer Aniston is still hanging out with John Mayer, most recently to celebrate his birthday. [Daily Star]
Ringo Starr is really sorry — sorry you can't deal with him not signing autographs any more, HA HA. [Sun]