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• Lindsay Lohan is "drowning her sorrows" over Sam Ronson in a "sea of men," including 90210's Kellan Lutz and British paparazzo Chris Jepson. She's also going out all the time again, and hit up six clubs in one evening last week. But that's probably just because she's naturally very energetic. [P6]
• In related news, LiLo tells E! that she isn't in talks to join a topless show in Las Vegas, but she'd be willing to dabble in the burlesque world for the right price. [OK!]
• Uma Thurman's rep says she and Arpad Busson did not get married in the Bahamas last weekend, although it's rumored the couple is planning a "low-key" wedding this Saturday instead. [E!, Sun]
• Daphne Guinness was supposedly overheard telling a friend that she and Andre Balazs aren't "seeing each other seriously," since she's about to move in with French philosopher Bernard-Henri Levy. [P6]

• Moby broke his ankle, in case you feel like sending a get-well card. [Moby]
• John Mayer is rebounding from Jen Aniston with a 23-year-old aspiring actress named Scheana Marie Jancan. That's the rumor, at least. [Star]
• Jennifer Hudson's rep say she's isn't pregnant after all. Oh, well. [Extra]
• Mariah Carey has been named the "least green" celebrity in new Earth Day poll, in case you're keeping track of these things. [P6]
• Justin Timberlake is supposedly being pressured into marriage by Jessica Biel's dad, who has been pressuring him to "do the right thing." [NE]
• Rachel Bilson will play "fashion editor" at In Style beginning in May, where she'll be writing a monthly Q&A. [WWD]
• Mia Farrow says she's going on a three-week hunger strike to protest genocide in Darfur. [NYDN]
• The producers of Slumdog Millionaire say they've hired a social worker to look after child actress Rubina Ali. [Us]
• Is Fergie losing her hair. Maybe! [Star]
• Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine serenaded Amy Winehouse over the phone from Coachella last weekend. [Sun]
• Closing arguments were heard in the case over Britney Spears' restraining order against Sam Lutfi yesterday. [People]
• Rumor has that Cher and Chastity Bono are pitching a reality show together, although both their reps say it's not true. [E!]
• Ron Howard is feuding with Catholic groups over Angels & Demons. [P6]
• C-List news of the day: Vanessa Minnillo might be cheating on Nick Lachey with 90210 actor Matt Lanter. [P6]
• Chris Brown and Rihanna might show up at the same awards show after-party tonight. Here's hoping! [DS]
• Also, Rihanna might be planning to go on tour with Ciara and Keyshia Cole, since she wants to have a "women empowerment type of tour." [E!]
• Kim Kardashian says she's angry at Us for implying she's fat. Of course, deep down inside, she's just happy to be noticed. [LAT]
• An adult video company is making a XXX version of Seinfeld. Really. [WOW]