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• There was no shortage of drama at the Grammys last night. Chris Brown and Rihanna were both no-shows after Brown was arrested for allegedly assaulting the R&B singer. Usher failed to appear, too, flying down to Brazil to be with his wife, who suffered complications from a plastic surgery operation. One person who did make it to the show was M.I.A., who performed on stage with Jay-Z, Lil Wayne, T.I., and Kanye West despite being nine months pregnant. [NYP, People, EW]
• Courtenay Semel says she's been cut off by her dad, former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, and is now trying to land a reality show to pay the bills. [NYP]
• Salman Rushdie's new girlfriend is Pia Glenn, who's 29 years his junior. [R&M]
• Peaches Geldof and rocker Max Drummey are said to be divorcing after just six months of marriage. [The Sun]

• Alex Rodriguez may have been relaxing in the Bahamas when news of his steroid scandal first hit, or he may have been at a hospital in Miami where his daughter is supposedly battling a serious infection. [NYDN, NYP]
• A "holistic journalist" says Gwyneth Paltrow stole the idea from GOOP from her. [P6]
• Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy are engaged. [E!]
• Jennifer Lopez is putting her music career on the "back burner" so she can spend more time on TV and movie projects. [MSNBC]
• Guy Ritchie is moving to New York this summer to take care of his sons while Madonna goes on tour. [DS]
• Ann Coulter is being investigated for voter fraud. [R&M]
• Amy Winehouse is leaving St. Lucia so she can meet with her lawyers in London to help them prepare for her upcoming divorce proceedings. [NOTW]
• Tiger Woods' wife gave birth to their second child yesterday. [AP]
• Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell went to a jewelry store in LA, which may or may not mean they're any closer to getting married. [Mirror]
• Tatiana and Campion Platt had a baby boy last Monday. [P6]
• Eddie Murphy has been ordered to pay Melanie Brown $51,000-a-month in child support. [Hollyscoop]