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Since we know you were all worried about the fate of YouTube Flash engineer Geoff Stearns and his girlfriend's public appeal to save their romance by getting his hair did and shutting up about MacGuyver, we are happy to report that Stearns bowed to the pressure and succumbed to scissors. Valleywag would now like to ask that Stearns bow to our private pressure to shave that stubble and maybe use some hair product. [Business in the Back]