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In case you hadn’t heard, Europe is expensive. Coffee costs five bucks, the dollar is like a penny, and it takes a lot of money to look as cheap as Victoria Beckham. And apparently, having a kid over there will set you back about $10 million. That is, if you’re Angelina Jolie and you’re giving birth to the world’s most important children, The Chosen Two. According to Life & Style, Brad and Angie are set to push out their newest soccer team members in France, where they’ll spend up to $20 million dollars on “birthing costs,” including every new mom’s standard requirements like helicopters, villas on the Riviera, and a fleet of nine cars. The full breakdown on just how expensive it is to have a kid when you’re Brangelina, after the jump.

As soon as Jolie's lavender-scented water breaks, Brad will reportedly call in a helicopter to await the twins' magical arrival, and be ready at a moment's notice to swoop down and usurp the brood out of the hospital and away from the paparazzi. Which will cost approximately $332,000. $3.3 million will go towards the expansive house on the Mediterranean where the Chosen Two will take their first steps. And as for those nine cars, the mag says they'll cost the pair $100,000. Including all the "security" and "medical costs" required for the impending birth, the Jolie-Pitts are looking at a bill nearing $20 million. As a source explains, "Money is no object when it comes to the kids....They can drop thousands of dollars on them in a day,...They’d do anything for them.” Yes, you see, any parents who do not spend millions of dollars just to push out a couple of newborns simply don't care enough. Thank you once again Angelina Jolie, for making the rest of us feel utterly inferior to you as often as possible.