Want to support pig-faced scumbag "Girls Gone Wild" producer Joe Francis, who recently got out of jail and is awaiting his trial on tax evasion charges? Then go buy your copy of Girls Gone Wild Magazine-it's hot off the presses and stinks of ammonia! "The magazine comes packaged with part one of the 'Hooker Gone Wild' DVD series, starring Eliot Spitzer's infamous call-girl, Ashley Dupré, as well as an additional full-length Girls Gone Wild DVD," the press release boasts.

And what does slimy puking Francis-who might be a rapist and is repped by incompetent flack Ronn [sic] Torossian-think of his illiterate venture? "Girls Gone Wild has worked its way into our vocabulary and the brand has become not just a form of entertainment, but a sought after lifestyle," he babbles. "The magazine represents an exciting expansion of the brand as well as a chance to bring the fun of Girls Gone Wild to a wider public through newsstand sales and subscriptions."