Now Soylent Green Can Be Made Out of Him!
- Actor/NRA man Charlton Heston's hands grew cold, dead.
- We had a thoughful discussion about Battlestar Galactica's season premiere.
- A Princeton kid discovered drugs on campus!
- Unfunny comedian Dane Cook got even more unfunnier.
- Former Gawker chief Choire Sicha actually got Elizabeth Berkley to say something funny. But the LA Times cut it.
- Oil-heir-loser-with-no-reason-to-live Brandon Davis casually flung the N-word at a man and then cowered.
