Anne Hathaway dumped her scandal-plagued boyfriend Raffaello Follieri for all the obvious reasons: his legal troubles, the potential damage to her image, etc. Plus her parents despised him and her dad hired a PI to follow them around. [NY Post]
Joan Rivers was booted off a British talk show for describing Russell Crow as a "fucking shit." [Guardian]
Ashley Olsen and her boytoy-of-the-moment, actor Justin Bartha, are coming out of hiding. The two were spotted huddling at a movie screening on Monday night. [Page Six]
Matthew McConaughey went on a surfing trip to Nicaragua, where he danced at a bar, slept in a ditch, flipped out over losing his flip-flops, and tried to make out with a woman (who was not his soon-to-be baby mama Camilla Alves). [Rush & Molloy]
Diddy told a British reporter that he waxes his balls, taking TMI to a whole new level. [Daily Mail]
Roger Clemens sold his Bentley to Bret Michaels to help pay his legal bills. [Page Six]
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady were shopping for furniture in L.A. Does this mean they're moving in together? [Faded Youth]
Britney Spears has got a private jet on standby so she can leave L.A. whenever she gets the call that sister Jamie Lynn goes into labor. [E!]
A new biography of Britney Spears claims she tried to kill herself—twice. [ThisIsLondon]
Kate Moss wore a completely sheer dress—sans bra—during a night out with her daughter in Istanbul. [ThisIsLondon]
Colin Farrell showed up at LAX wearing a wedding band, which may or may not mean he's actually married. [Faded Youth]
Joel and Benji Madden shot down rumors of a double wedding with their girlfriends Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton, but they didn't shoot down rumors that the weddings will happen separately in the future. [ET]
Blind Item: "Which journalist is being hyperprotective of her new baby? The bundle of joy, recently delivered via surrogate, is kept in a sterile room and visitors are required to shower before seeing the infant." [Page Six]
Blind Item: "Which portly husband of a superwealthy, older woman misbehaves when his wife leaves their Palm Beach mansion? The cad, who wears a "banana hammock"-type bathing suit, likes to expose himself to attractive female houseguests and have them take photos of him." [Page Six]
