Amy Winehouse performed for $2 million at an art gallery opening in Moscow, where she was either well-behaved and "totally lucid," or wobbling, sloppy, and not wearing underwear, depending on what you read. [Style.com/Rush & Molloy]
Tom Cruise is installing bulletproof glass and bombproof features into all his vehicles, so Katie and the brood can stay safe. We think he's been watching too many of his own movies. [MSNBC]
Naomi Campbell has quietly settled with former maid Ivana Lovas, who says the supermodel made her life a "living hell" for the four months she worked for Campbell. Terms of the settlement weren't disclosed. [Mirror]
Princess Eugenie—daughter of Sarah Ferguson—was busted at boarding school for dancing in the moonlight naked. [People]
Scarlett Johansson's email exchange with Barack Obama might have less to do with the presidential nominee's Lost in Translation fixation and more to do with his new employee Hunter, who happens to be Scarlett's twin brother. [Page Six]
Has George Clooney already replaced Sarah Larson with a mystery 30-something woman? Rumor has it they've been dating since before he and Larson even split. [Page Six]
She's got a blabbermouth brother and an ailing marriage, so Madonna's been visiting her rabbi, Philip Berg, for relationship help. [NotW]
Natalie Portman went to her Harvard class reunion, but she couldn't stop making out with her boyfriend Devendra Banhart long enough to catch up with anyone. [Page Six]
Sean Connery was rushed to a Westchester hospital on Friday after fracturing his ankle during a golf game. [Star]
Chris Martin walked out of an interview after a BBC reporter asked him whether his new album was about death. [OK!]
Kid Rock was rushed to the hospital for stomach cramps and dehydration just hours before he was supposed to perform at a British music festival this weekend. In other words, he had a bad hangover and didn't want to go on. [TMZ]
Paris Hilton shocked everyone at an LA café by politely refusing to pose for any photos. [Rush & Molloy]
Super-slim actress Kate Beckinsale's forcing producers to pay for a body double for her latest flick, because she doesn't like her butt. [NYDN]
Jessica Simpson is devastated by recent photos of herself showing that she's gained 15 pounds. [NYDN]
A Brazilian clothing designer named Ana Maria was dumped by her investment banker beau Jon Jonsson two weeks before the big day, and naturally the first thing she thought to do was call Page Six. [Page Six]
Two guys got in a fight over politics during a book party thrown for Annaliese Soros, the first wife of George Soros. Her new book is about dinner party disasters. What a coincidence! [Page Six]
Liam McMullan—son of photog Patrick—is coming out with a dance album, and he's going to perform live in the Hamptons this summer. [Page Six]
