Now the birth of Jesus Christ was as follows: when His mother Mary had been betrothed to Joseph, before they came together she was found to be with child by the Holy Spirit. (Matthew 1:18)

That is such a slutbag thing to do. (Kristin Cavallari)

Kristmas time is here, oh boy. Are all the stores closed and the websites shut down? Here are some things that might still be available to buy.

Balancing in Heels: My Journey to Health, Happiness, and Making it All Work (formerly titled Balancing on Heels) by Kristin Cavallari (PRE-ORDER ONLY)

“[The book will be] basically an intimate look at my life. ...So really just everything in my life,” says Kristin.

Please note that Balancing in Heels will not be available in time for the holiday season.

Chance boot by Kristin Cavallari for Chinese Laundry ($349)

“Chance is the ultimate boot for fall,” says Kristin.

One pair Secret Bangs™ in Kristin’s shade Light Golden Blonde ($29.99 plus S+H)

Secret Bangs™ are fake bangs on a headband. “I love the way they look!” says Kristin.

Please note that SecretBangs.com is currently offline—try the black market.

The Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android ($2.99 PER MONTH)

“U R gonna want 2 read this article abt Obama & GMOs. I’m honestly scared 4 the health of this country It’s on my app,” says Kristin.

No vaccines ($0)

“One in 88 boys is autistic which is a really scary statistic,” says Kristin.

(Wallet-friendly gift.)

This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

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