Hey, New Yorker? We all—every single one of us—have a stack of unread New Yorkers that we feel guilty about not having read yet. So just chill on the whole Twitter thing, mmkay? Especially if you Twitter things like, "Rahm Emanuel, undecided superdelegate, said that Obama is the 'presumptive nominee' during a conversation at The New Yorker Conference." Dorks. [New Yorker Dot Com]