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Are you married to a New York Times staffer? Or are you Simon Rich, spawn of Frank Rich? Thanks to an in-house Times email, we know exactly what you're getting this Christmas: "Fleece pullovers." Or maybe pens! "Avoid the holiday crowds by doing your gift shopping inside The New York Times Building," they entice. Everything's under $80!

From: NYTIMES MAIL Date: Dec 5, 2007 12:34 PM Subject: The New York Times Store Employee Sale To: NY TIMES NOTES , NY TIMES INTERNET

Gift Shopping Made Easy

Avoid the holiday crowds by doing your gift shopping inside The New York Times Building.

Visit the 14th floor cafeteria for quick-and-easy gifts from The New York Times Store. All gifts priced under $80. Major credit cards accepted.

14th Floor Cafeteria
11:30 a.m. - 3 p.m.
December 5 & 6
December 12 & 13
December 19

Employee Discount
All items have been reduced by up to 30% off retail prices.

The Store will be stocked with many crowd-pleasers including the following best-sellers:

Pens
Desk diaries
Mugs
Beach towels
Hats
Fleece pullovers
3-month calendars
One-piece outfits for babies
and many more!

We're sure Charles Stevenson will love his Times-branded desk calendar from his little Critical Shopper. Finally, a convenient way to schedule an orgy at the weekend home.